STOP CALLING HULK ABOUT HULK'S CAR WARRANTY!!!

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oxthearsenal · 15

"Hulk has Cell Phone. Phone ring. Hulk answer. Hello, this Hulk. Nobody talk back. Hulk say again, hello, this Hulk. Lady voice say trying to reach Hulk about car's extended warranty! Hulk say Hulk have no car but lady keep talking like no hear Hulk! Hulk press button to speak to representative, but no representative speak to Hulk! Hulk hang up."

"Ten minutes later, phone ring again. Hulk answer. Hello, this Hulk. Nobody talk back. Hulk say louder, HELLO, THIS HULK! Same lady asking about car's extended warranty! Hulk yell HULK HAVE NO CAR STOP CALLING HULK! Hulk hang up."

"FIVE MINUTES LATER SAME LADY CALLING HULK!!! HULK NOT KNOW LADY!!! HULK NOT TELL LADY HULK'S PHONE NUMBER!!! WHY LADY CALL HULK SO MUCH EVERY DAY? HULK TELL LADY EVERY TIME HULK HAVE NO CAR STOP CALLING!!! LADY NO LISTEN TO HULK!!! MAKE HULK MAD!!! HULK SMASH PHONE!!!"

"Hulk finally have peace, quiet. Hulk happy. Then hear two phones ring. STUPID BANNER BUY TWO NEW CELL PHONES!!! SAME LADY ASK ABOUT EXTENDED WARRANTY!!! HULK HATE PHONES AND BANNER SO MUCH!!!"

I don't know if there's any actual playable strategy here. I just had a goofy idea about Hulk having three Cell Phones in play and using them with Limitless Stamina to attack a bunch of times, and then thinking about Hulk getting spam calls and texts all hours of the day and night making him mad enough to rampage about it made me giggle.

Oops-All-Basics with Invulnerability added for extra goofiness. Plan B can get some use out of a dead card, I guess...

Look, this deck wasn't exactly well thought-out, okay? Play it for fun, not for dubs or 'ships.

'Tis a silly deck, nothing more. Hope your day goes better than Hulk's! :)

8 comments

Apr 24, 2025 Caldias · 3457

This is great! Cell Phone is legitimately such a good/fun card

Apr 24, 2025 boomguy · 3787

Have you played the deck? Curious how it went for you. I think it could work, cell phone is a fun card.

Apr 24, 2025 InigoMontoya · 5986

...until Hulk gets something in the mail saying, "FINAL NOTICE: About your vehicle's extended warranty..."

Apr 24, 2025 oxthearsenal · 15

@Caldias Thank you! Appreciate the kind words.

@boomguy I do a lot of theory-crafting for gimmicky decks in my head that usually fall apart when played. I haven't played this deck, but I might give it a whirl since it was so well received. I think it might have trouble keeping threat under control which is why I tagged it multiplayer. Hulk has a pretty varied identity event toolbox to handle a lot of different situations, though. He's a fun challenge to me. :)

@InigoMontoya "HULK HATE JUNK MAIL!!! HULK SMASH MAILBOX!!!" XD

Apr 24, 2025 InigoMontoya · 5986

@oxthearsenal I do think Cell Phones + Deadpool ally could be a nice 3 thwart combo for Hulk each round. He'd have to call Wade each time, and hear his voice, though.

Apr 24, 2025 oxthearsenal · 15

@InigoMontoya That is a fantastic recommendation. Love it!

Apr 24, 2025 oxthearsenal · 15

"WADE HELP HULK! NO, HULK HAVE NO MONEY! BANNER SPENT HULK'S MONEY ON CELL PHONES!"

Apr 26, 2025 oxthearsenal · 15

@boomguy I gave it a test run and it's really tricky learning when to flip to Hulk and when to flip to Banner. Without the resource economy cards in play I was looking at playing one of Hulk's cards at the expense of the rest, or playing lower cost cards and potentially discarding something useful for the next turn. I ended up staying as Hulk until I drew an economy card, then flipped to Banner to play it, and try to set something up for next turn when I would flip back to Hulk. Threat removal was the weakness I thought it would be, so I'd still say it's a multiplayer deck unless the deck is changed up for more thwart cards.