I Don't Like Rush. He Talks More than Me.

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andyr · 4361

****it! This guy built a deck with me. It better not be some stupid Final Fantasy character...unless I get paired with Aerith. She seems like someone who enjoys some wee* lifestream on weekends. Either way, enough of the deck series, not every deck needs to be a part of some larger theme. I won't let him make this deck one of those.

Hey, I'm trying to do the write-up for this deck. What are you doing?!

You don't get to edit me! I'm trying to save them from your incessant publishing. This is the last deck they'll need: a slow burn, metagame deck that they can do in any difficulty, even Expert II...gasp, you're about to do an Expert II series. This HAS to stop, and don't you dare put me in the same deck series as Spider-Man Spider-Man. You have stop linking to other decks! Just step away from the ****ing keyboard, and I'll do the rest.

You sure? You'll tell them how to be successful using this deck?

Yes...Don't you worry. I'll make sure everyone knows. Why don't you just go back to your family, ice your fingers from all this typing.

Alright, and you'll let them know it's not a rush deck?

Uhh...sure! You can trust me.

Okay, then! I need to start making dinner anyway. I better not come back to some half@$$ed published deck explanation. Bye.

Now that THAT jack@$$ is gone. Look, you don't need my explanation. This deck is awesome all on its own, and you seem like a smart enough person. Just stay within 2-4 acceleration tokens, and you'll do great. If you really wanna get cheeky and piss off some people, add in Weapon X, 3 Digging Deeps, and White Fox. Then remove Atlas Bear and Avengers Mansion. People get mad at more than 8 resources or more than 40 cards, but you can draw so many cards cheaply and pay for whatever the **** you want. You got this. Play me on any difficulty with any player count. Enjoy! psst sorry he keeps doing these deck series. I'll talk to him when he least expects it...

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